Ho ho holy moly, it’s that time of year again! Skip the plastic nonsense and grab yourself a real Christmas tree that smells like Christmas, looks like Christmas, and will definitely shed needles all over your living room (it’s tradition, after all).

We’ve got two majestic sizes:

• 6ft for those who love Christmas but don’t want to terrify the cat.

• 7ft for the "go big or go home" crew – guaranteed to make the neighbours jealous and require at least three strings of lights.

These beauties are as fresh as Santa’s cookies, grown locally (no fake stuff here), and perfect for impressing your in-laws or just hiding the gifts you forgot to wrap.

Pick-up deets:
📅 Sunday, Dec 7th
🕗 8am – 11am
📍 THE BALLY (Balgowlah Bowling Club) Carpark

Why the carpark? Because we’re keeping it classy and convenient – grab your tree, have a laugh, and maybe treat yourself to a coffee or a cheeky pint after.

Quantities are limited, so don’t be the Grinch who missed out! Pre-order yours now and make this Christmas tree-mendously festive. 🌟Take a minute to write an introduction that is short, sweet, and to the point.